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The Texians

These two ol' boys from Beaumont bought a new mule, but had trouble
getting him in their barn. Every time they would get him to the door,
his ears would brush the top of the doorway and he'd start kicking and
go wild. Finally, they decide the best way to solve the problem is to
jack up the barn. So, they go out and get a half dozen jacks. The two
Texians are scrambling from jack to jack to try to get the barn raised
when this Cajun walks up. "Wot chall doin?" Boudreaux asks. "We's raisin
thuh barn, yuh stoopid Cajun," Billy Bob says. "Why you do dat?" "Cause
thuh mule's ears keep touchin' thuh doorway when we try to put him in
iss-here barn and he goes haf-crazy wild," Billy Bob says. "Kicked
Ernest Wayne plumb in thuh haid twicet already." "Why come you don' just
dig de hole in de doorway? Dat way him got to go down when he get to de
do' an him ear don't touch nutin." "Ya stoopid Cajun," Ernest Wayne
chimes in. "It's his ears at's too long, not his laigs!"


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