Illegal Cock Fights

The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that illegal cock fights were
becoming big in the rural areas around Lafayette. They decided to send
in Boudreaux, their best undercover detective.  Boudreaus spent  weeks in
surveillance and came back to headquarters to report:

Boudreaux say, "Dere is tree main group in dis cock fightin' bidness."

"Who are dey?", his sargeant ax.

Boudreaux reply, "De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia."

"How you know?",  axed da sargent?

"Well," says Boudreaux, "I done seen da cock fight, cher. I knowed da Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de cock fight."

"What about da others?" question da sargeant.

"Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involve wen sumbody bet on da duck. You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much and say "Aw, what do hell?" and dey'll do anything crazy".

"Mais, Boudreaux," axed da sargeant, "How cum you know da Mafia's involve too?

"Becawz", Boudreaux say, "Da duck won."