DOCTOR BOUDREAUX

A very attractive and extremely shapely young lady, chaperoned by an
equally very ugly, homely old lady, entered old Doc Boudreaux's
office.
"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.
"Mais, alright," Doc Boudreaux tells her. "Go behind dat curtain and
take all of you clothes off." "Oh no, it's not for me," said the girl,
"It's for my old maid aunt here."
"Oh, well, in dat case," Doc Boudreaux tells the elderly woman, "Lady,
stick out you tongue!"