Da End Is Near!
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local
Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodeaux was the minister of the
Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road,
pounding a sign into the ground that read:
Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window
and yelled, “You religious nuts!”
From the curve in the road they heard screeching tires,
and a big splash . . .
The Reverend Boudreaux turns to Pastor Thibodeaux and
asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say ‘Bridge Out’?”
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