BOUDREAUX'S PROBLEM

Boudreaux goes to see his preacher one day. "Preacher, sumting
terrible is happening, and I have to talk to you about it."
The preacher asked, "What's wrong, Boudreaux?" Boudreaux replied, "My
wife, Marie, I tink she's poisoning me."
The preacher, very surprised by this, asks, "What makes you say that?"
Boudreaux then pleads, "I'm telling you, I just know she's trying to
poison me. What should I do?"
The preacher then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, and I'll
see what I can find out and let you know."
A week later the preacher calls Boudreaux and tells him, "Well, I
spoke to your wife on the phone for three solid hours. You want my advice?"
Boudreaux anxiously says, "Yes, anything!"
The preacher tells Boudreaux, "TAKE THE POISON!"