Boudreaux's Doctor's Visit
One day Boudreaux was feeling bad, so he asked his
wife to take him to the doctor.
After Doc Thibodeaux examined him, he was sent to the waiting room
while he spoke with his wife.
"Mrs. Boudreaux, " said Doc Thib,
"You husband is very ill. He may die unless you do what Ah tell you.
Each morning you must fix him duh best breakfast you can. Eggs,
bacon, toast, orange juice, whatever he wants. Don't bother him wit' any
chores. You must listen ta' him if he has anything ta' talk about. Don't
burden him wit' any of your problems. You must also "love" him each
morning if he desires.
For lunch, fix him duh best meal you can cook. In duh afternoon, let
him take a long nap and "love' him if he desires. For supper, cook him
duh best meal and " love' him all night. If you do dese things he should
be o.k. If you don't...he surely will die."
On the trip home Boudreaux was setting on the passenger side as his
wife drive along.
"Mais, what did da' doctor say, eh?" he asked his wife.
As she drove she looked at Boudreaux... looked back at the
road...looked back at Boudreaux and said,"
"Mais da doctor said you gonna die!"
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