Boudreaux & Thibodeaux Camp Out

Thibodeaux and Boudreaux went on a camping trip. After supper and several beers they both laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Boudreaux woke up and nudged Thibodeaux.
 
 Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, look up at de sky and tell me whatchu see."
 
 Thibodeaux replies, "I see millions and millions of stars."
 
 Boudreaux says, "What does dat tell you?"
 
 Thibodeaux ponders for a minute, den says ...
 
 "Astronomically, it tells me dat dere are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. "Astrologically, I observe dat Saturn is Leo.
 
 "Horologically, I deduce dat de time is approximately a quarter past three.
 
 "Theologically, I can see dat God is all powerful and dat we are small and insignificant.
 "Meteorologically, I suspect dat we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
 
 Well, despite all of de amazing information coming from Thibodeaux, Boudreaux is not impressed. Boudreaux asks, "Mais Thibodeaux, but *what* does dat tell you?" Thibodeaux is silent and puzzled, and doesn't answer.
 
 Boudreaux slaps Thibodeaux across de head and says, "Thibodeaux, you idiot.
 Someone has stolen our tent!"