Boudreaux & the Church Point Cow
Boudreaux is in need of a
new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Church Point.
He drives over to Church Point, looks at the cow, and reaches under to
see if she gives milk.
When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is
very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches
under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the
cow farts again. Milk does come out, however.
So, after some discussion, Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and
takes it home.
Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and
look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Thibodeaux
looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Church Point,
Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "dats right, how did ya know?"
Thibodeaux says, "My wife, she from Church Point too."