Boudreaux & the Bartender

One day, Boudreaux walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
 "What's the matter?", the bartender asks.
 "My wife and I done got into a fight," explained Boudreaux, "and now she ain't talking to me for a whole 31 days."
 The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
 "Yeah, except today is the last night."