Go Git Momma!
A cajun family from the
bayou was visiting the city and they were in a
mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like
that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy
and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady walked up to
the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking
his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy, go git yer Momma...."